And what is an assclam? Is it a clam that lives in asses? And if so, where exactly in the ass does it reside? Between the cheeks??
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hhmmm…maybe the clam IS the ass??
you know…when you squeeze your cheeks really really tightly to form a clam??
That would cause you to be anal retentive!
Just a thought…
Hahaha.
Nadine!
An assclam is a walk that ppl do when thy gta use the loo. u knw when u have ur ass cheeks clenched…
There are literally tears pouring down my face!!!!
I’ve only ever heard reference being made to a Bearded Clam. Not sure I want to think about assclams this early in the morning!!
Aren’t those the things that live under the toilet seat…?
For dictionary definition of ass clam click here <— but don't do it if you are at work!!!
Ok I can die happy now….
OMG!!!! Thanks for THAT visual chick!! Bearded clams!! FTW!!!
This is totally The Bloggesses fault!