Let’s skip all the good parts. Let’s leave out the part where electricity jumps between fingers that aren’t even touching yet. It makes you stupid. And who wants to be stupid, right?
Let’s skip the parts where our minds wander to each other’s thoughts. We should be working. Not wandering.
Let’s skip the part where we have long conversations about everything and nothing. who wants to waste time on that kind of mindless babble?
And that part where we can’t stop smiling? Let’s skip that part too. Who needs that kind of euphoric happiness anyway? And smiling causes wrinkles.
Instead let’s go right to the part where we don’t need to talk. There’s nothing left to say and television watching should always be accompanied by silence instead of incessant opinion.
Let’s go to the part where expression comes in the form of coffee mugs shattering against undeserving walls.
Let’s skip to the place where communication and tears are one and the same and where absence is no longer misery but sweet relief.
Let’s skip all the good parts and go straight to complacent…